You are the Lord of a small realm named Greendale in the year of our Lord 1077. This is a day of joy for you and your small kingdom! You are to be wed this very hour!
However, not everyone is joyful at the news of your marriage as you soon learn. As the newly arrived messenger fights to both breathe and speak his message, things become very clear to you. Only now do you understand why your new father-in-law made such haste to wed you to his daughter.
From the time your beautiful new wife was old enough to consider matrimony, the Pig had sought after her hand in marriage. He repulsed her at once to say the least! Her father, wishing only the best for his daughter, tried without success to explain her lack of interest to the Pig. However, the Pig would have no answer save that of “I DO.”
Now, only a day after your wedding night of bliss, you receive message from the Pig expressing his displeasure. He will only be satisfied when your wife lay in his bed, and his hounds gnaw your bones.
The blackheart has cut off your trade route!
Your only course of action is apparent before you. You must do away with this foul villain.
May God give you victory over the wicked Pig!