After trudging wearily for miles, your army has become disheartened. Your last destination lies over the mountains, and to go on without rest would surely kill off your entire army. Luckily, there is a castle ahead ruled by a certain Lord Jack VII. His citadel lies on mount Jacklam. You send a messenge that says "please let us rest and eat up in your humble castle or we will be forced to kill you"
He sends his message-"Like hell. Go ahead and try to kill me!!" infuriated by this message, you decide to kick that insolent bugger's backside.
Pretty fun both attacking and defending.
-The big T